So, hello everbody. Now to quotes.
"See the world not as it is, but as it should be." - Dreams Come True, Glee
"Sue: These students are like a caste system. All the popular kids are in the penthouse. All the nerds playing wizards and trolls in the forest, bottom floor.
Will: Where do the kids in Glee lie?
Sue: Subbasement." - Pilot, Glee
"Lady Justice wept today." - Showmance, Glee
"You know, Q, when I first laid eyes on you, I was reminded of a young Sue Sylvester, though you don't have my bone structure." - Showmance, Glee
Feeling listless again today. It began at dawn when I tried to make a smoothie out of beef bones, breaking my juicer. And then, at Cheerios practice: DISASTER! It was unmistakable. It was like spotting the first spark on the Hindenburg. A quiver! That quiver will lose us Nationals, and without a championship, I'll lose my endorsements, and without those endorsements, I won't be able to buy my hovercraft." - Vitamin D, Glee
"Look at me. Even in the heat of battle, I am so elegant, regal. I am Ajax, mighty Greek warrior." - Throwdown, Glee
"Sue? Did someone finally punch you?" - Mattress, Glee
"You are about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination... Horror!" Sectionals, Glee
"Figgins: Sue, the directors, both from the Jane Addams Academy and Haverbrook School for the Deaf, have informed me that you gave them the New Directions' set list.
Sue: You have no proof.
Figgins: The set lists were on Cheerios' letterhead.
Sue: I didn't do it.
Figgins: They say, "From the desk of Sue Sylvester."
Sue: Circumstantial evidence.
Figgins: They're written in your handwriting!
Figgins: Sue, there is a lot of evidence stacked against you!
Sue: Well, you've clearly made up your mind not to be impartial in this case." - Sectionals, Glee
"How do you two not have a show on Bravo?" - Home, Glee
"Principal Figgins: Last year a list of the Ten Ugliest Gingers in the school was passed around. The perpetrator would have been expelled had it not turned out to be a MEMBER OF THE FACULTY!
Sue: I stand by that list." - Bad Reputation, Glee
"Sue: There's only one person who can tell you who you are.
Sue: No, me. Sue Sylvester." - Laryngitis, Glee
"Will: I thought we were friends.
Sue: That got boring." - The Substitute
"There's no lesson here. There's no happy ending. He's just gone." - The Quarterback, Glee
"I am honored to be here to rededicate this theater the Finn Hudson Auditorium." - Dreams Come True, Glee
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